About the Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half
The Clueless & Breathless run leans hard into a nineties high school theme, with costume encouragement, cheer zones playing era-appropriate music, and a general vibe that treats the whole morning as an excuse to dig out the plaid. Several distance options mean you pick your commitment level, and the virtual option lets people join from wherever they are.
The start is on Owensmouth Ave in Canoga Park, so street parking in that corridor is your most straightforward option. Costumes are strongly encouraged, and the organizers specifically call out fur-trimmed hats and feather pens if you want to lean into the theme.
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Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half 2025 Results
Going by the 2025 results, this is a small, friendly field, and the spread of finish times is wide, so this is a mostly recreational race rather than one for club runners.
5K Results · 2025
29finishers
20:34winner
44:00median
1:08:36cutoff
Top 3: Roman Valadez (20:34) · Joshua Holmes (22:03) · Lindsay Phenix (23:35)
10K Results · 2025
15finishers
1:00:20winner
1:17:58median
1:45:28cutoff
Top 3: Sergey Sandul (1:00:20) · Hayley Fuzee (1:01:08) · Iryna Pryshlyai (1:01:30)
Half Marathon Results · 2025
9finishers
1:34:50winner
2:18:47median
3:20:05cutoff
Top 3: Tyler Rasmussen (1:34:50) · Jack Schaedel (1:43:52) · Hailey Yi (1:54:55)
The Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half has been held every year since at least 2025. That is as far back as RunSignup's records for this race go, so it may well be older.
How we calculate these stats: RunSesh calculates these figures from the most recent published results of past editions, sourced from RunSignup. We show aggregates only: field size, winning and median times, and the cutoff. We never publish individual finisher tables. Last updated Oct 25, 2026.
Distances & Start Times
5K2/6/2027 07:00$35
10K2/6/2027 07:00$35
13.1 Miles2/6/2027 07:00$35
The Multiverse Mall Dash (Virtual)2/6/2027 07:00$35
Going for a Time?
Set a goal and get a pace band: every mile split on a card sized for your phone lock screen, so race morning needs no math.
Not sure what to aim for? The 5K pace chart lists the pace for every finish time.
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