Sun, Sep 26, 2027

Talk Pirate to Me 5K/10K/Half - Milwaukee

Glendale, WI

Opens Jun 18, 2027
5K10KHalf Marathon

Entry is $40 now and rises to $42.50 after Sep 19, 2027, so registering before then saves $2.50.

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About the Talk Pirate to Me 5K/10K/Half - Milwaukee

The courses run out and back along the same corridor, so you see the same stretch twice on the shorter distances and more on the half marathon. The terrain and surroundings are not described in detail by the organizer, but the structure is simple and straightforward to follow.

Race-morning pickup is the standard arrangement here, opening well before the gun. No prior-day option is listed, so build in time to get your bib and settle before the start.

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Talk Pirate to Me 5K/10K/Half - Milwaukee 2026 Results

Going by the 2026 results, this is a small, friendly field, and the field is fairly quick, so expect a competitive front.

5K Results · 2026

27finishers
21:57winner
30:39median
48:49cutoff

Top 3: Andy Tappa (21:57) · Kevin Kowaleski (22:45) · Pete Alberti (25:42)

10K Results · 2026

14finishers
30:16winner
59:00median
1:42:41cutoff

Top 3: Avery Simays (30:16) · Kong Lee (41:48) · Katelyn Windau (43:22)

Half Marathon Results · 2026

12finishers
1:16:48winner
2:01:41median
2:36:02cutoff

Top 3: Zachary Kiedrowski (1:16:48) · Ashley McGuire (1:38:35) · Mitchell Steffen (1:40:18)

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How we calculate these stats: RunSesh calculates these figures from the most recent published results of past editions, sourced from RunSignup. We show aggregates only: field size, winning and median times, and the cutoff. We never publish individual finisher tables. Last updated Nov 12, 2026.

Distances & Start Times

5K9/26/2027 08:30$40
10K9/26/2027 08:30$45
13.1 Miles9/26/2027 08:30$60
5K9/26/2027 08:30$41
10K9/26/2027 08:30$41
13.1 Miles9/26/2027 08:30$41

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Not sure what to aim for? The 5K pace chart lists the pace for every finish time.

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Common Questions About the Talk Pirate to Me 5K/10K/Half - Milwaukee

Will I finish last at the Talk Pirate to Me 5K/10K/Half - Milwaukee?

Almost certainly not. Half the 5K field finished slower than 30:39, and the last recorded finisher came in around 48:49, so there is a long tail of runners behind the middle of the pack. Most fields are far slower than people expect.

Is the Talk Pirate to Me 5K/10K/Half - Milwaukee a good first 5K?

It is a small race (27 finishers), which is friendlier and less intimidating than a big-city event, though the field thins out. There is no qualifying time, and the finish-time spread above shows how varied the field really is. If it is your first 5K, that spread matters more than the winner's time.

How competitive is the Talk Pirate to Me 5K/10K/Half - Milwaukee?

The 5K winner ran 21:57 while the median finisher took 30:39. That spread points to a relatively quick field, so expect a competitive front end.

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